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Jingles - 'Chaim's Kosher Wine'


Year

1965


Story

Alex and Isaac started working at Chaim’s Kosher Wine. They decided to write a jingle for the business, called 'Chaim's Kosher Wine'. Chaim loved the first few verses but when he heard the closing lines he furiously fired the brothers and destroyed the master tape in front of them. It has since become a well-known drinking tune in many of the pubs that Alex frequented.


Lyrics

‘Chaim’s Kosher Wine’ Chaim's kosher wine, it’s very very good It’s so good it’s kosher wine and that is understood. Chaim's kosher wine, its very very nice It’s so nice for kosher wine, at only half the price. Chaim's kosher wine, its very very great It’s so great, a great excuse for being rather late Chaim’s kosher wine, its like “waiting for godot” I got halfway through the book and now I’m halfway blotto Chaim’s kosher wine, it’ll make you do the Horah You’ll dance and sing and jump about, your feet will get no sorer. Chaim’s kosher, us Jews we always whine About our sinus, tax and food, but never Chiam’s wine Chaim’s kosher wine, it’s made from kosher grape Don’t drink too much if you are prone to committing acts of … rape


Audio

Chaim's Kosher Wine (Live at the Mac) - The Colors Tribute Band

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Chaim's Kosher Wine (At the Bar) - ?

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